this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
