i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
3pm strippers are depressing
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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