I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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