Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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