how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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