i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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