im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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