All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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