just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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