Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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