that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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