Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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