Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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