Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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