If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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