I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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