I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
