I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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