Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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