I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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