Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize