I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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