She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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