Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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