ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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