Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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