I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
