we're blogging at a bar
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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