Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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