you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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