She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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