What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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