Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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