I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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