dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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