what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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