As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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