I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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