Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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