i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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