I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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