Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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