I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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