Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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