can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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