your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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