so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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