Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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