Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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