I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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