My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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