The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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