id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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