Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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