Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He shit in the fireplace
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