Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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