ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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